{"product_id":"sarcastic-unreasonable-expectations-black-mug","title":"Sarcastic Unreasonable Expectations Black Mug","description":"Somehow, everything is urgent. Every deadline is yesterday. And apparently, your ability to bend the laws of time is part of the job description.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny black coffee mug is for anyone who's ever been asked to deliver the impossible on an unreasonable timeline and then had to explain why it wasn't done yesterday. Featuring the bluntly sarcastic message \"I'm Sorry You're Disappointed That Your Unreasonable Expectations Weren't Met,\" this mug serves up a healthy dose of workplace sarcasm with every cup.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for IT professionals, sysadmins, network engineers, project managers, help desk heroes, and anyone who's tired of hearing \"Can you get this done today?\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nITEM DETAILS:\u003cbr\u003e\n-Glossy Black Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n-11 oz Mug dimensions: 3.85″ × 3.35″ (9.8 cm × 8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n-15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ × 3.35″ (12 cm × 8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n-Design Printed on both sides\u003cbr\u003e\n-Designed and printed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n-Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n-Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSHIPPING AND DELIVERY:\u003cbr\u003e\n-Free Shipping \u003cbr\u003e\n-Delivery in 4-9 Days\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIMPORTANT NOTE:\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for shopping at IT Adventures and supporting our small business.  We hope you love the mug!  Find our t-shirts, mugs and more at https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/itadventures or https:\/\/shop.it-adventures.com\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"IT-Adventures, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67662416576829,"sku":"8493080_9323","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/6019\/7437\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-6aca31c499c4b.jpg?v=1791635926","url":"https:\/\/shop.it-adventures.com\/products\/sarcastic-unreasonable-expectations-black-mug","provider":"IT-Adventures, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}