#OpentoRetirement Funny Office T-Shirt | Sarcastic Work Humor

You've updated your status.

#OpenToRetirement

After years of meetings that should've been emails, "quick questions" that weren't quick, forgotten passwords, impossible deadlines, and surviving yet another Monday... you're finally open to the only opportunity that matters.

Whether retirement is five years away or five minutes away (mentally, anyway), this shirt says what every overworked employee is thinking.

Part of the #OpenTo Collection, this design puts a sarcastic spin on professional status updates for office workers who have earned the right to laugh.

Perfect For:
Future retirees
IT professionals
Project managers
Office workers
Coworkers with a countdown calendar

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in coworkers asking, "So... when are you retiring?" Smile mysteriously and keep them guessing.

ITEM DETAILS:

-Lightweight, soft fabric

-Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 

-Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

-Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.

-Preshrunk

-Unisex design

-Designed and printed in the USA

SHIPPING AND DELIVERY:
-Free Shipping
-Delivery in 4-10 Days

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